Across
- 3. Anthony's employer (1,1,1,1)
- 4. Regularly dislocated during school years (4(
- 5. Oriental establishment in Hebden Bridge in which Anthony is not allowed (7,11)
- 7. Where Anthony once lived (6)
- 9. Don't ask Dudley about these (5,9)
- 11. Shop where Anthony considered a lucrative sponge-counting job (5)
- 13. Gameshow featuring the Chuckle Chuck (2,2,2,3)
- 14. Clinton's phrase when spirits are leaving him (6,3)
Down
- 1. Passion soon turns to this for Dudley (6)
- 2. Holiday destination for Anthony (6)
- 6. Holiday destination in Calderdale (11)
- 8. Former maths teacher (3,6)
- 10. Teacher who also owned Nuclear power plant? (2,5)
- 12. Audience co-ordinator at Countdown (6)