Across
- 4. You are incredibly ______, you even refuse to use 2 in 1 shampoo and condiditoner. What a snob.
- 6. I think I might be turning you into a ____, we were almost late to We The People and you’ve missed your curfew a couple times too
- 10. I act with nothing but _____ when I’m around you, I’m like a polite toddler.
- 12. How someone would describe Mac Simpson refusing to take cold medicine.
- 16. Do you remember the ______ of time you spent in your car, waiting for me to wake up? I don’t
- 18. Your face is incredibly ______, everytime I look at it I think it’s a corpse
- 19. I can ______ my claim that Ernest is a sweet little innocent boy with lots of facts and evidence.
- 20. You must be a _______, as only someone who has no fear of God’s wrath would act the way you do
- 22. I think you are a little too _____ about how you’re related to Hitler.
- 24. Are you wearing a ____? Because you look like a clown jester.
- 25. You say you’re the law, so I guess everytime I don’t do what you say it’s _______.
- 26. The time before I met you was ______ compared to my life now, now I have to talk to you all the time. I wish I could go back.
- 27. I could talk about the “your mom” jokes here again, but instead I’m gonna say your perverted tendencies are pretty _______
- 28. You are incredibly ______, dating someone who has such a boyish demeanor
- 30. I still remember when you took Bean on his first big ______ and I thought you let him drown.
- 31. Once Patty got it started, the “your mom” jokes became ____, there was no escape
Down
- 1. Letting you touch my nipples is mostly _______, but it’s just the principle of the matter.
- 2. If someone were to leave you in your car in the park for 4 hours, you would have every right to _____ them, they deserve it.
- 3. I saw you being a _____ to Arnold, no matter how you treat him, he’ll always love me more than you.
- 5. You have such an _________ way of contact, using text messages instead of other social media.
- 7. Doing an all-nighter then falling asleep was an incredible _____ on my part.
- 8. “You suck.” “I read in a magazine that your mom sucks”
- 9. You are incredibly _______, while I would never make any mistakes ever. Please don’t correct me.
- 11. I am practically an _______ when it comes to the Marvel Movies, I know almost too much.
- 13. Despite your attempts to gaslight me, I still feel ________ about falling asleep. I’m just never going to sleep again.
- 14. I am like royalty, while you are a lowly _____
- 15. I really should not ____ a pedophile with their weird fantasies, yet here I am.
- 17. Everytime you tell me you slept with my mom, I know it’s a ______, my mom is a virgin.
- 21. Every time I say anything about my parents, you turn it ______, and hand me an L.
- 23. People ________ describe me as having boyish demeanor, but a few people say I look like a stickbug.
- 29. That new kid was shown on video being very _____ at the basketball game