Across
- 2. A confused baby who can't decide which way is down.
- 5. The ugly little leftover that creates the belly button.
- 6. This measurement determines when you can push.
- 10. The horse pills they expect Moms to swallow every day for nine months.
- 12. This word is pure insanity.
- 14. The incredible invention that allows the Father to experience the joy of 2:00am feedings.
- 16. The two people responsible for caring for the little angel.
Down
- 1. These are an effective substitute when a breast is not available.
- 3. What happens when Mom and Dad are blissfully unaware of the pungent odor coming from their little bundle of joy.
- 4. Pregnant women pay this man for help and advice even though he's never given birth.
- 7. A baby's best friend when its hungry.
- 8. That funny-looking blob in your first ultrasound picture.
- 9. The one medical procedure that allows a woman to even consider having a second child.
- 11. Something Mom and Dad can kiss good-bye once the baby is born.
- 13. Just when you thought you were done pushing, this rears its ugly head.
- 15. These are highly recommended BEFORE you burp your baby.