Across
- 2. Depressed office worker joins a cult, overthrows a government (3,6)
- 4. Middle schooler converts to hellenic paganism(5,7)
- 6. Cancer sucks, so let's go to Amsterdam!(3,5,2,3,5)
- 9. Closeted nerd runs into a wall, third wheels a couple for seven years(5,6)
Down
- 1. Man gets steroids and a frisbee to fight Nazis(7,7)
- 2. Billionaire wants to make home great again, beats up the mentally ill(3,4,6)
- 3. Group spends long journey returning jewelry(4,2,3,5)
- 5. Father reunites with lost son, wants him to take over family business(4,4)
- 7. Grumpy emo girl ponders whether to sleep with a corpse or a dog(8)
- 8. Billions of dollars in relief packages for a potato farmer(3,7)