Across
- 1. Nightmare hotels carry these products, despite the superior competitor
- 6. Dad’s preferred place to retire
- 9. Bagels, etc. regular (AKA)
- 10. one-in-a-million gameshow answer
- 11. germaphobe's nightmare nautical vacation
- 14. Sports radio codeword
- 17. Culinary legend of our time
- 19. blasphemous dessert adornment
- 20. beloved doodle
- 23. renowned author of our youth
- 24. Reality restaurant of infamy
- 25. only acceptable type of omelette
- 28. Quote-able “Simpsons” character
- 29. engagement locale
- 33. Transportation method of imagination and living-room chaos
- 34. Magical being responsible for surprise sugar appearances
Down
- 2. post-op keepsakes
- 3. often-used hangman phrase
- 4. lacking structure
- 5. “Hey Siri, where is the nearest ______”
- 7. Beloved childhood blanket
- 8. lesser-known black tie attire
- 10. Candy bar frequently chosen over more respectable options
- 12. Early morning question during quarantine
- 13. Vanderpump Rules personality
- 15. “Look to the ____”
- 16. Where Higgins- I mean our grandparents- used to reside
- 18. Fancy restaurant name-dropped with reverence
- 21. favorite restaurant of old
- 22. Dessert with molten center
- 26. Shower-handle creature of yore
- 27. sadly forgotten party dinner station
- 30. 2023 Woodmont Pickleball Champ, to some
- 31. same-coast privilege
- 32. Dad’s preferred place to retire