Across
- 3. A rather brutish, unsophisticated way to enter the pool. So common.
- 7. My inflatable vessel, far superior to whatever you're using.
- 8. A tiny icon my fans use in the chat to express their awe of me.
- 11. The elegant pink bird I use as my royal water-throne.
- 12. Designer eyewear to shield my famous eyes from your paparazzi flashes.
- 14. The sound of my majestic, yet surprisingly delicate, entrance into the water.
- 16. The collection of my personal assistants and adoring followers.
- 17. This party's guest list. Consider yourselves lucky.
- 18. The most important, handsome, and talented host of this party. (Me, obviously.)
- 20. How my adoring fans watch my every move, in real-time.
Down
- 1. A monetary gift from a fan, also known as a 'tribute' to my greatness.
- 2. The process of turning my immense popularity into fabulous wealth.
- 4. A devoted fan who pays for the privilege of watching my content.
- 5. A sophisticated, non-alcoholic beverage I sip while judging your cannonballs.
- 6. My official job title. I set the trends, you simply follow.
- 9. My private, shaded retreat. Do not enter without an appointment.
- 10. When my genius content spreads across the internet like wildfire, as it should.
- 13. The lotion one uses to protect one's magnificent fur. SPF 100, of course.
- 15. The chaise where I recline to work on my glorious tan.
- 19. The section of the party reserved for me, and maybe one or two others I deem worthy.
