Across
- 1. "awoooga, get a load of that broad!" youtuber
- 3. wendy's order
- 4. on New Year's Eve, lizzy asked us what this meant
- 7. "i am a PROUD _"
- 10. the one man you would let penetrate you
- 12. jahmara's OTHER drink of choice
- 13. pilot episode of the muppets
- 17. they run away if you don't feed them
- 21. could get it from me in OR out of drag
- 23. riley read it at least twice
- 25. "we give it to you straight"
- 27. somehow a celebrity lookalike for both of us
- 30. my impractical jokers crush
- 35. NZT-48
- 36. the only concert we have been to together
- 37. what i mistakenly thought james mcavoy played in narnia
- 38. i spend $11 on it at climate pledge arena every time
Down
- 2. we took a ride on it on the way to a kraken game
- 5. the name of the chimp who ripped the lady's face off
- 6. these people always look wet
- 8. our favorite medication
- 9. name of avril lavigne's offensive song
- 11. what chelsea calls joey's group of girlfriends
- 14. planned parenthood employee who embezzled
- 15. my favorite feature on a man
- 16. owner of the haunted museum in las vegas i want to visit
- 18. she should be at the club
- 19. jahmara's drink of choice
- 20. big g's brother
- 22. for some reason the bartender here could get it (bald)
- 24. tammy's choice of cigarette
- 26. the movie we saw with hilaria
- 28. lizzy and jahmara fell asleep during it
- 29. _where are you
- 31. what we watched during matzo ball soup night
- 32. the religious group behind shen yun
- 33. the american nightmare
- 34. what i call my cat instead of his real name