Across
- 3. the animated show playing in the background the first time she visited her ~casual~ friend Mo. (a Side Note: because I simply cannot think about this person without painfully remembering the fact that he told me he was a 21-YEAR-OLD JUNIOR at UNC when, in reality at the time, he was a 17-YEAR-OLD JUNIOR at UNC. A child prodigy who was admitted to UNC and kidnapped by the Phi Gamma Delta fraternity—kidnapped because he was a literal 15-year-old child at the time. And if this were a movie, it’d be some twisted indie film about the bizarre reality of frat life. But it’s not. But I digress. The point is, My Little Pony was playing in the background when all of this was happening.)
- 7. a hobby/aesthetic that makes her physically recoil with visceral discomfort every times she sees it, despite knowing it's sometimes somewhat technically impressive, in some spheres, she supposes)
- 10. the exact speed that earned her a ticket and revoked drivers license
Down
- 1. a fictional figure she irrationally dismisses and refuses to believe in. she will not elaborate further
- 2. team station nearest to her preferred crying bathroom ("her bawl-stall", if you will)
- 4. something she has worn less than ten times so far this year, but more than two hundred times last year. she considers this year's usage to be tremendous improvement
- 5. the emotion she insists is “underrated and hot”
- 6. the first retail chain her and her best friend ever stole from, conveniently also the place that ended their careers as thieves when they were followed by undercover cops
- 8. who was conveniently present both times my ex broke up with me (unfortunately, the answer is NOT him, possibly demonstrating the impartiality of our modern dating world, where even the most monumental events get outsourced to text messages and questionable timing)
- 9. the flower her middle school date pulled up a photo of, on his phone, to ask her out (warning! cliche)