Across
- 5. Simpsons four-legged fan-favourite - and beloved OG staff member.
- 7. A founding "Gil" and well-known server mom - doubles as a "crazy" Simpsons character.
- 8. Beer brand beloved by Homer and promoted by a man in spandex.
Down
- 1. "Grandpa" Abe Simpson's WWII squad name.
- 2. Beautiful & Bowel-loving Bard & Springfield Police Member
- 3. Homer's occupational hazard.
- 4. Shared name of the Author of 'Pippy Longstocking', a main heroine of 'How to Train Your Dragon', and best of all - Druk's dog
- 6. Veera's current TSTOu "staff" title
