Across
- 4. 21yr old man comes to Heartlands with D&V. What is the most likely culprit?
- 7. You studied medicine precisely so you could spend your days writing these
- 8. Requires the skilful art of guesstimation to prescribe
- 9. Best.Pyjamas.Ever.
- 10. You’re really missing out on life/rishtas/friends if you don’t go home and immediately sign up to join…
- 12. Often require bribes and shameless grovelling to help you see the bigger picture
- 14. Microbiology summarised in one word
- 15. Squiggly lines that are an orthopod’s worst nightmare
Down
- 1. The Persian originated, Indian refined meaty dish best enjoyed after a long day on call. (+/- yoghurt)
- 2. You have enough of these in your car/house/bag/pockets to build an impressive bonfire
- 3. Best 2 hours of sleep you get every week
- 5. An Indian man walks in with night sweats. In your assessment, you must exclude…
- 6. Happy hour in the prayer room
- 11. When you’re in the bathroom and hear a loud ‘PLOP’, make sure it’s not the …. #fy1problems #thepainisreal
- 13. When everything has failed, definitely panic and bleep the…