Across
- 2. Best Beyoncé album, no notes
- 4. Essential side 1 of a poolside lunch
- 6. Future tattoo lyric from Wicked
- 10. How I love thee
- 12. Queen of MomTok
- 13. Star sign that defines our chaos
- 15. “Pick me, choose me, love me” speaker
- 17. Nickname for Ellyn’s sourdough starter (I think)
- 19. “Momma took my...”
- 23. Campus crush
- 25. Superior fiber seed (sorry, chia)
- 28. Favorite religion of prestige television
- 30. Cowboy Carter’s number (and appropriately, how many times we’re seeing it).
- 31. Our fav food when the lactose intolerant are out of town
- 33. Tour that doubled as spiritual awakening
- 34. Name that strikes fear in narcissistic partners
- 35. 007
Down
- 1. Knowles matriarch
- 3. Matching lounge uniform
- 5. Song that started every poli sci test morning
- 7. A social experiment in men avoiding therapy
- 8. Item on Christian Bale’s Whole Foods shopping list
- 9. Probably between 5'8" and 5'9"
- 11. Ritual of rebirth, or just a Tuesday
- 14. Recurring phrase that needs a counter on SLOMW
- 16. Bird that symbolizes where it all began
- 18. Horrifying cult disguised as soulmates
- 20. "What a week…” / “Lemon, it’s Wednesday”
- 21. Our new more accurate astrological guide
- 22. Restaurant that misleads its name (but delivers on cheesecake)
- 24. “What excellent boiled potatoes!” speaker
- 26. Five-star spa sanctuary and emotional support hotel
- 27. Star signs, spice, and certainly no editors
- 29. Essential side 2 of a poolside lunch
- 32. “The best revenge is your...”