Across
- 4. If you know, you know...
- 6. The only one here qualified to tell you to blink twice.
- 9. Survived university with me... somehow.
- 12. Walking proof that balance is a myth.
- 14. The woman who willingly keeps Floyd in line.
- 15. Fluent in sarcasm and side-eyes.
- 17. Cardio wasn't enough, so he ran into this crossword too.
- 18. The honorary American in the friend group.
- 21. Proof that good neighbours really do exist.
- 22. Human mother to none, dog mother to Lupin.
Down
- 1. The man, the myth, the blue BMW.
- 2. Making fatherhood look cooler than it has any right to.
- 3. The only person who might bless this crossword before solving it.
- 5. UCT really said, "Have another one."
- 7. Somehow has more hours in a day than the rest of us.
- 8. Collecting countries, stories and hobbies like it's an Olympic sport.
- 10. HR's worst nightmare and CSC's biggest fear.
- 11. The woman who somehow convinced all of you to do homework at her birthday.
- 13. UCT's unofficial brand ambassador.
- 16. Ask her about the broom. Don't ask questions first.
- 17. COO by day, supermom by night, overachiever 24/7.
- 19. One of those people who's somehow been around forever.
- 20. Has never met an Asian restaurant she didn't want to try.