Across
- 5. one who gets soup spilled on themself by others
- 7. There’s no place like ______
- 9. Retired racer residing in Upper West Side
- 10. NYC's #1 math teacher
- 11. 1, 3, 5
- 14. Perfect song for breaking into piano or pop in general
- 16. Like CBS but for Miss Zilker
- 17. Where Jerry and George eat, but in real life
- 18. The birth of ______
Down
- 1. Blind pianist
- 2. The love of your life
- 3. Expresses an emotion
- 4. One who spills soup on themself
- 6. dinner on c/r day minus 1 month
- 8. _______ Hotel Bob Dylan's residence from 1961-1964, Madonna's in the 80's
- 12. a pest, and a place for a deal
- 13. Has a distinctly sad sound
- 15. Antithesis of "break a leg"