Birthday Boy

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Across
  1. 1. This instrument might bite?
  2. 3. For $300 you too can buy a best friend from here
  3. 5. Natural degree for a nerd like you
  4. 6. Rock Chalk
  5. 9. Nothing like a Matterhorn and an $18.62 (plus tax) meal
  6. 10. You have one but you also give one money in exchange for coffee and pastries
  7. 12. The tastiest portmanteau
  8. 13. French press, pour over, aeropress, drip
  9. 15. Keep ingredients on hand for these cookies at all times
  10. 17. baby -> babe -> bb ->
  11. 18. Nothing says American like a steaming slice
  12. 20. Waterfalls, tall trees, National Parks [abbr]
  13. 21. If a slice of bread found an egg wash in Paris
  14. 23. If your pizza doesn't have this I'm concerned
  15. 24. Sweating, snoring, snuggling Banjo
  16. 29. No good journalism here in your nicknamed hometown
  17. 31. Your star sign if you're into that
  18. 32. Best ice cream and cheese
  19. 34. Life will never look the same since you finished this
  20. 36. It’s a miracle you're not banned from here yet with all your returns
  21. 38. "When are you gonna get those cut?"
Down
  1. 2. A cat so special he needs no nicknames
  2. 4. Birthday boy
  3. 6. Swiping right led you here
  4. 7. Who knew your body would hate having these removed so much
  5. 8. The best grocery store cookie money can buy
  6. 9. You share this with many others including James
  7. 11. Arfie boys
  8. 14. 16th exchange is the charm?
  9. 16. Another year older serenade
  10. 19. Degree location
  11. 22. Jesus year
  12. 25. Where you first rode an equine
  13. 26. The greatest character to have ever graced your TV screen
  14. 27. Not into spitting tobacco but are into cranking these out
  15. 28. Lessons with an owl
  16. 30. Worth the pain when its not dairy free
  17. 33. Toofers mark his spot
  18. 35. Preferred type in a 6-pack
  19. 37. All about that green - biweekly and iconically