Across
- 1. This instrument might bite?
- 3. For $300 you too can buy a best friend from here
- 5. Natural degree for a nerd like you
- 6. Rock Chalk
- 9. Nothing like a Matterhorn and an $18.62 (plus tax) meal
- 10. You have one but you also give one money in exchange for coffee and pastries
- 12. The tastiest portmanteau
- 13. French press, pour over, aeropress, drip
- 15. Keep ingredients on hand for these cookies at all times
- 17. baby -> babe -> bb ->
- 18. Nothing says American like a steaming slice
- 20. Waterfalls, tall trees, National Parks [abbr]
- 21. If a slice of bread found an egg wash in Paris
- 23. If your pizza doesn't have this I'm concerned
- 24. Sweating, snoring, snuggling Banjo
- 29. No good journalism here in your nicknamed hometown
- 31. Your star sign if you're into that
- 32. Best ice cream and cheese
- 34. Life will never look the same since you finished this
- 36. It’s a miracle you're not banned from here yet with all your returns
- 38. "When are you gonna get those cut?"
Down
- 2. A cat so special he needs no nicknames
- 4. Birthday boy
- 6. Swiping right led you here
- 7. Who knew your body would hate having these removed so much
- 8. The best grocery store cookie money can buy
- 9. You share this with many others including James
- 11. Arfie boys
- 14. 16th exchange is the charm?
- 16. Another year older serenade
- 19. Degree location
- 22. Jesus year
- 25. Where you first rode an equine
- 26. The greatest character to have ever graced your TV screen
- 27. Not into spitting tobacco but are into cranking these out
- 28. Lessons with an owl
- 30. Worth the pain when its not dairy free
- 33. Toofers mark his spot
- 35. Preferred type in a 6-pack
- 37. All about that green - biweekly and iconically
