Birthday crossword

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Across
  1. 1. What four letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands instead?
  2. 2. you shut the door,drop your pants climb on top of me and satisfy your needs
  3. 5. your best production till date
  4. 6. four letter word that ends with k and means the same as intercourse
  5. 7. what goes in dry and hard but comes out wet and soft
  6. 8. What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn’t want in her face?
  7. 9. I go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?
  8. 11. What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow
  9. 12. I am round like a ball, but can never be bounced or thrown
  10. 14. people say I put doctors out of business, sometimes I am sweet, sometimes I am sour.
  11. 16. Every man has one. Some are big, some are small. It feels great when you blow it, but it drips if you aren’t careful. What is it?
  12. 17. which vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards
  13. 18. what's the word that starts with P and ends with S. Women love using it
Down
  1. 1. what is the favourite book these days
  2. 2. What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than swallow?
  3. 3. What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?
  4. 4. I can be hard and I can be soft.i hate to be controlled
  5. 9. It involves a bed. Some people prefer it on top, while others prefer it on the bottom. What is it?
  6. 10. give it to me, she yelled I am so very wet , give it to me now.
  7. 13. Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
  8. 15. What starts with “p” and ends with “orn” and is really popular in the movie industry?