Birthday Crossword

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Across
  1. 2. 60% of the time, works every time
  2. 3. jello dependent life-form
  3. 5. fiendishly sleepy
  4. 7. artificially flavoured coconut
  5. 9. easily distracte...(SQUIRREL!)
  6. 10. small hairy mammal
  7. 12. bunion lickin’ good
  8. 13. nefarious moon-pickles thief
  9. 16. world’s biggest consumer of gum
Down
  1. 1. a waxed fruit
  2. 2. Emrencalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
  3. 4. paradoxically paradoxical
  4. 5. earth’s horizontal axis
  5. 6. a floundering dental floss flogging frankfurter
  6. 8. prodigious miscreant
  7. 11. a wandering wobbling drunk penguin
  8. 14. Gerkish
  9. 15. pseudonymph
  10. 17. funky (smelly) chicken