Across
- 5. Bean's 13-year-old cat sitter
- 6. After sneaking into Amelia's room, Bean feasted on these freeze-dried insects, then vomited
- 8. The title that was stolen from her by a meritless dog (2 words)
- 10. Just like a tiger, her ___ go all the way through
- 11. A feature she prefers in men
- 14. If Bean were a model she would likely be a model for bolo ties and/or ___
- 15. Her destiny is to love all the ___ of the world, big and small
- 17. Is she my Mama my Papa, my fiancee, my baby, or this synonym for paid, in-home childcare worker?
- 19. Bean garnered over 1600 Tik Tok views on her first-encounter vid with this kind of reptile
- 20. Bean's most recent RX, casually
- 21. Bean reviles this type of professional, shows it, and is no longer welcome in their office
Down
- 1. One vision-related reason that Noonzie may not know about Amelia
- 2. Like Michael or Gabriel of the Bible, Bean is a perfect ___
- 3. This kind of starchy vegetable man belongs to Bean, not Witchy, despite a scandalous night in April 2021 when Witchy stole her man AND her drugs
- 4. Morning meal, casually
- 7. When she meets her backyard arch enemy, what does she do, with all her might?
- 9. How old is Little Bean, as of December 2021?
- 12. A synonym for midnight snack, coined by Sarah Mirk (2 words, arguably)
- 13. Cherbs wore a hat and Bean wore this in a Mariah Carey holiday Tik Tok that should have made us famous
- 16. Bean's sexual orientation
- 18. Yellow flakes of yeast, casually