Across
- 2. maga president
- 4. legal trust hierarchy
- 5. if I had a _ dollars
- 8. also not for microwaves
- 12. _ play card ($200)
- 14. lawyer who should have been farmer
- 15. banks have these
- 18. cousin at macaroni grill
Down
- 1. thanks for the _
- 3. not for microwaves
- 6. fifty ways to _ your mother
- 7. shelf for cheap booze
- 9. basement shelter for two
- 10. memory _
- 11. 877 _ now
- 13. a person who tells lies
- 16. _ things
- 17. _ an elephant