Across
- 2. The universal sound of despair in a lab, often caused by a failed western blot.
- 3. What you hear just before an experiment goes catastrophically wrong.
- 7. Scientific meeting excuse to grab drinks at Untere Straße.
- 8. A constant in your lab life: “The thing I just dropped was…?”
- 10. Rare, mythical entity that arrives when experiments work on the first try.
- 13. What everyone blames when their Western blot doesn’t work.
- 14. This vital liquid is used for experiments but forbidden in your mug
- 15. Preferred fuel for researchers.
Down
- 1. This thing never comes back, even though you’ve clearly labeled it.
- 2. Standard response when asked when your paper will be published.
- 4. Where neurons meet and greet.
- 5. This lab tool spins really fast but never goes anywhere.
- 6. Shiny prize everyone chases but claims to "not care about."
- 9. This neurotransmitter says “shh” to overactive neurons.
- 11. Mandatory meeting that feels like a hostage situation.
- 12. What you’re “optimizing” when running the same experiment for the 50th time.