Across
- 3. Gandalf plays a director of 1930s horror movies who wants to hook up with Brendan Fraser
- 5. classic pupeteer meets con artist love story when they are brought together by a prophetic dream (I think??)
- 7. Brendan Fraser is a secret jew playing football for a prep school of evangelicals
- 9. watch out for that tree!
- 10. a man raised in a 1950s era bomb shelter emerges into the outside world and dances with Cher from Clueless
- 11. the adventures of an enthusiastic, if somewhat dim, Canadian Mountie (mountie? more like mount me AM I RIGHT)
Down
- 1. on a quest to find out what happened to his missing brother, a scientist, his nephew and their mountain guide embark on a (scientifically INACCURATE) adventure
- 2. high school kids thaw caveman out of ice, hijinks ensue
- 4. band bois hold a radio station hostage to get their song on the airwaves (good lord he looks good in this one. Eddie Munsen who??)
- 6. Brendan Fraser is a private eye cowboy guy investigating a rich family (maybe the Gettys? like the museum??)
- 8. this movie is for the bisexuals
- 10. this is actually just a stolen twilight zone episode