Across
- 3. Abbreviated, Premier League football show
- 6. Voldermort's sworn enemy
- 8. Public transport in the UK is always '___'
- 9. The Royal Mail's best servant, and his feline
- 11. '____ day' we always feel sick after (February)
- 13. somehow never helpful, despite the weather
- 15. TV show about cars
Down
- 1. A Wensleydale enthusiast's dog
- 2. Classic British takeaway
- 4. 'rah where's my ____'
- 5. Childhood sweet, now used as inflation marker
- 7. Quintessential British soap opera
- 10. A Brit's favourite beer (controversial)
- 12. British slang for a man
- 14. Universal term for everyone, friend or foe
- 16. Communal hangout spot, 18+