Across
- 4. Club Song/Liquid
- 5. Exit/Welsh Clan-name
- 6. Pop culture for gluteus maximus/Surname
- 10. TUBES least favourite place
- 11. Mr O'Sullivan can be found holding the _
- 13. Frank, McDermott, Jet, Carlo/Will Button's gameday phrase
- 14. Panto's other other sport/fake
- 15. "Let's throw some _"/Car Wash
- 16. The birthplace of CCRFC
- 21. Home
- 22. This is Sandins's _ Tour
- 23. What Mr Panto looks for in a girl
- 26. Popular sport/alias
- 27. Painted the floor of the Cori-Tap WC
- 28. Literate pasttime/Coleman
- 29. Jake Chase
- 30. International _ Smuggler Mr Lewis
Down
- 1. Alcoholic beverage/Carlo's demise
- 2. Achilles had his heel, Mr Groves has his _
- 3. Liberated from a Bucharest club by Mr Bhandal
- 7. Arachnic winner of the LOTR boatrace
- 8. Acer Rubrum/Jenkins
- 9. Mr Gibson's illegitimate trading scheme
- 10. Chess final move/Pils
- 12. Mrs Oli Haynes
- 17. Mythical creature/mischievous spirit
- 18. Dowd, Paresh & Urwin/Coastal Television Programme
- 19. Construction material/Mr Ludlam's mobile device
- 20. Chadwick Pils completed the _ before ten
- 24. Chai (redacted for copyright reasons)
- 25. Ewan Page brings this to the table