Across
- 3. Her car, very common and very basic
- 6. Favorite type of food, from a country in Europe
- 8. First partner(s?), one letter off an adorable steel type pokemon
- 9. Got on this at the beach and went so far out on the ocean she couldn't see land anymore
- 11. Dad told me him and mom were getting a divorce at this serene location
- 14. Was hit in the head with a broom by her sister on this child's toy
- 15. Her favorite stuffed animal as a child, it was a bunny
- 17. Pronouns
- 18. Farthest east; tropical island with rum
- 21. Name of father
- 22. Always asks for photos, practically raised me for 6 years
- 23. Middle name, her dad's middle name is "ronald"
- 24. Last name of Doctor divorce court ordered me to go to as a child, and who prescribed me pills that made me forget I was on Earth. Name includes a geographical feature
- 26. Acronym of community college, she made 3 C's there
Down
- 1. Farthest west; tropical island with pineapples
- 2. Stepmom; Same name as a famous white lady chef
- 4. Lost virginity at a party in this in North Georgia
- 5. Played this game at her cousins, and was so obsessed with the campaign she pissed herself instead of getting up
- 7. She's probably going to change her name to this soon; you might find one of these little critters in Russia
- 10. Killed her first animal here
- 12. Dream vacation, would love to go to the fish market
- 13. Maiden name of mother, descent of Appalachian prophet
- 16. Kristoffer Zetterstrand's home country, her favorite artist
- 19. The origin of "Burch", corrupt sheriff
- 20. Federal agency of first job, dealt with elections
- 25. First type of relationship