Across
- 1. Bearded geography man
- 3. GOAT maths teacher
- 5. "Be seated"
- 8. Head of English
- 9. Male scientist
- 10. Very competitive sporty person
- 12. Yellow
- 16. "Alright team"
- 17. Australian deputy headteacher
- 20. Marathon-runner
- 21. Head of PE
- 22. 8L tutor
- 23. Head of Year 9
Down
- 2. IT guru
- 4. *nods head for the rest of eternity*
- 6. Head of Year 7
- 7. Religious assistant headteacher
- 9. Bearded history man
- 11. Cover legend
- 13. Goth scientist
- 14. Very dramatic
- 15. Head of Languages
- 18. Very musical
- 19. Mansouri's brother