Across
- 2. Blue-Eyed Canadian
- 5. Happiness
- 7. Annoys Squidward
- 12. Pah-fuut
- 13. When the boss leaves he says
- 16. Sometimes bald
- 18. Namesake of many asset groups
- 20. Brass hidden asset
- 21. Philipe, do a _!
- 22. Wacky Ginger
- 23. Buff lad, greenlit on Instagram
- 24. Repair hippie
- 25. Santa across the hall
- 26. Bandana Man
Down
- 1. Child asset, or Tall blond guy
- 3. _ Time!
- 4. Cage's colloquial title
- 6. .
- 8. Eliora's favorite Jacob pronunciation
- 9. Annoying secondary task
- 10. Eliora's favorite non-word
- 11. C-Stand Czar
- 14. Eliora's favorite Wordle mistake
- 15. Alpha's famous footwear
- 17. Alpha's respionse
- 19. Don't ring her bell
