Across
- 3. The greatest computer program ever created
- 7. Joe closes his door, but we can still hear him ___
- 8. People threaten to write letters to him about us
- 11. It's not allowed
- 12. People cry when it gets too high
- 15. Something you don't have a lot of if you work here
- 17. The bane of our existence
- 18. "This place is gonna make me start ___"
- 20. It's what comes first
- 21. What you are if you do a worksheet
- 22. A place we are often mistaken for
- 24. Costs one dollar with the purchase of a grave
- 25. The thing on your mind when you make a mistake
Down
- 1. State of the art technology in which our records are kept
- 2. The fanciest cemetery around
- 4. The average temperature of the office
- 5. Our most frequent caller
- 6. They are always right
- 8. Mold growing here will cause respiratory infections
- 9. NYO does this to graves when they need some quick cash
- 10. Our furry friends that share the office
- 13. The color we bleed
- 14. Stanley Singer's favorite word
- 16. Something funeral directors never want to get
- 19. This is the average IQ of the people that call
- 23. "You have now entered the ___"