Camilla Monk's Nightmarish Crossword Puzzle

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Across
  1. 4. Pedant posse.
  2. 6. Short-fused.
  3. 7. Life coach for royals.
  4. 8. Degas—not to be confused with the eponymous impressionist.
  5. 9. Works wonders.
Down
  1. 1. Holy bone.
  2. 2. Cannot calm its tits.
  3. 3. Sticky offering.
  4. 5. Old-school edema.
  5. 6. Measures the flow of time.