Across
- 2. Fuzzy creatures at AFP
- 5. Thing Jack sees Ania and Dave doing from window
- 7. Best World Cup team
- 9. World's best football team
- 10. Dave's neighbour
- 12. Good place for drinks near work
- 13. Dave's doppelganger
- 14. Charcuterie slices on NYE
- 15. World's best news agency
- 19. AFP HQ floor forever in Dave's heart
- 21. Dave's career beginnings
- 22. Saviour of the Toon
- 24. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- 26. Locale for England World Cup matches
- 27. Injured body part
- 28. Dave's hometown
- 30. Dave's hobby
- 32. Former Nigerian president
- 36. Reviled word at AFP
- 38. Dave's favourite beverage
- 41. Dave's all-time favourite intern
- 42. "I will love it"
- 44. Object Dave is afraid of
- 45. Joke time! What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
- 48. Dave's favorite child
- 50. Brussels chip topping
- 52. Big bloody German
- 54. Hotbed of Sunni insurgency in western Iraq
- 55. Language Dave said he spoke
- 56. Tax-chasing nation
- 57. Best stadium name
Down
- 1. Country where Dave was held
- 3. Animal once in love with Dave
- 4. Something Dave refuses to care about in chess
- 6. Montreuil held a festival for this
- 8. What Dave and Ania share
- 11. Dave's horoscope sign
- 16. Where the best Belgian club plays
- 17. Dave on the rota
- 18. Brussels derby rival
- 19. Polish parliament
- 20. Dave's eye colour
- 23. Where PM goes to strip club
- 25. Organisation with 2,932 members, claims AFP
- 27. What happens to an illegally parked frog?
- 29. Clark the _____
- 31. Elite football team in Saint-Ouen
- 33. Hottest HEAT trainers in Europe
- 34. Rare European country Dave has never visited
- 35. Clark's commune
- 37. Excellent French word
- 39. When Ania was "annoyed" at Dave and Jack
- 40. Dave's nickname for Rob Ford
- 43. Famous bridge
- 46. Macron catchphrase
- 47. Writing method Dave knows
- 49. Love of Dave's life
- 51. Sport Dave does in the mornings
- 53. Belgian drug bunnies' favourite religious holiday