Car funny

3. The part that decides whether your car goes forward, backward, or has an existential crisis
4. The "make things interesting" button
6. Your car's eyes that look perpetually surprised
8. The monthly fee you pay to worry about your car slightly less
11. The place where time goes to die and patience goes to be murdered
12. The car's way of giving other vehicles a gentle nudge hello
13. Your car's way of farting loudly to assert dominance
14. The Olympic sport where everyone's a critic and nobody's a winner

1. The person who speaks fluent expensive and translates your wallet into repairs
2. The car's frantic attempt to clear its vision while having a minor breakdown
5. The invisible force field that somehow attracts every bug within a fifty-mile radius
6. The international language of "GET OUT OF MY WAY!"
7. The mechanical wizard that turns gasoline into vroom-vroom magic
9. The pedal that separates drivers into "smooth operators" and "kangaroo hoppers"
10. Your car's panic button when it sees a squirrel