Across
- 5. Grandpa's favorite road trip game
- 6. Not a mall Santa, but a chef who looks like one.
- 9. The Cataldo's favorite beach getaway
- 11. Karen's (totally real) childhood friend
- 12. Name for your first boy.
- 14. A yittish word that sounds like it means business.
- 15. Jane has never taken these off.
- 16. A canned sweet that made Grandpa green & Grandma cry.
- 17. The Christmas decoration that only Grandma liked in the 60s.
Down
- 1. 'What day? What day? Monday?'
- 2. Jennifer's famous words, "Be careful, the waves are ______"
- 3. Coffee Cataldo for beer in the woods before noon.
- 4. How I wish I'd gotten a pair of cotton.
- 6. Christopher's inappropriate choice for movie night.
- 7. A stomach problem that didn't get Chris out of school.
- 8. Blanket A supernaturally warm leopard print blanket.
- 10. A drunk disney character in the middle of the road
- 13. Stone Temple Pilots, aisle 5.