Across
- 3. What Grandma drives after drinking Brandy Alexanders in Mt. Vernon
- 4. Karen's (totally real) best friend growing up.
- 5. The least popular christmas tree color in the Cataldo family.
- 8. "What day? What day? Monday?"
- 10. "Aunt Cindy can you please hold this for me?"
- 12. Christopher's awkward night at the movies with his parents.
- 14. Jennifer's famous words, "Watch out, the water is ________."
- 15. A drunken Disney character in the middle of the road.
- 16. A supernatural leopard print gift
Down
- 1. A stomach problem that didn't get Chris out of school.
- 2. The Cataldo's favorite beach getaway.
- 6. Name for your first boy
- 7. This canned sweet made Grandpa green and Grandma cry.
- 9. Beer in the woods before noon.
- 11. "Stone Temple Pilots, aisle 5."
- 13. Oh how I wish I'd gotten a pair of cotton.