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5. You could say cats and t-rexes have this in common - you know, a high-protein diet
6. You can call a cat this if you’re feeling especially scientific.
8. No matter how far a cat falls, they will always land on their __
9. You would call cats like Gem this - since she never goes outside
12. Veterans advice: Get these every 1-3 years if you don’t want your cat getting sick
14. Li likes to knit with it but Gem- she doesn’t do herself any favours when she tangles it
15. I have nothing but the utmost respect for her, speaking of which, no one refers to her by her chinese name anymore
18. Keep acting like this animal and Gem will shred you pieces
19. Get on a kitty’s bad side and IT WILL ____ at you
20. Leopards, Lions, Tigers, are all members of the __ family. I personally prefer cats though
22. Mess around with me and my cats and we’ll slash you with our ____
23. I hate it. The males of this breed are rare so smugglers always come after ours
24. Tony’s family? Oh yeah he wasn’t there at the family meeting was he? Tsk tsk

1. I put this on Gem and all our service cats, makes it easy to find them if they go for a stroll
2. Only the cutest kind of cat
3. My inherited middle name inherited from Great,Great,Great,Grandmother - you should know that by now
4. Feeling fancy? Say “cat” in Italian
5. When the cat family moves together, they move in a ___
7. HOT TIP: Take out one of these if you don’t want to foot sudden medical bills for your cat
10. I dropped these vegetables once and Gem made a run for it
11. I love this breed of cats, they are the most popular at the cafe
13. They say cats have __ lives but the Gatto’s has definitely been around longer than that
16. I never liked the show but apparently he loves his lasagna
17. Gem makes these kind sounds when she’s happy
18. That himbo tried to feed Gem this once The imbecile didn’t know cats are lactose intolerant
21. Theres one around Gem’s neck and it has my contacts on it
22. I got Gem a pretty pink one the other day. She hates wearing it unfortunately