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- 3. "Goldfish have no memory, I guess their lives are much like mine...the little plastic castle is a surprise every time." (Hint: Ani)
- 5. "I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bow." (Hint: Robert)
- 7. (We all live in a televised goldfish bowl." (Hint: Jr. Kingman)
- 9. "If beer got any lighter, you could raise goldfish in it." (Hint: Jerry)
- 10. "Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is a goldfish is a whale, and the Devil is just the angel who asked for More." (Hint: Craig)
- 13. "A goldfish is reason enough for living, if someone needs a reason." (Hint: Mason)
- 14. "No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish." (Hint: Kin)
- 18. "There were hints of sunrise on the rim of the sky, yet it was still dar, and the traces of morning color were like goldfish swimming in ink." (Hint: Truman).
- 19. "I'm like a goldfish. My memory is terrible." (Hint: Lee)
- 21. Reading about goldfish grow to fit their containers "It occurred to me then that I was intended for larger things. After all, a giant man can't have an ordinary-sized life." (Hint: John)
- 22. "It's amazing how a simple brief phone call can pick up the spirits of the most dejected hamster, the most stressed goldfish, and the most neurotic cat." (Hint: Noel)
- 23. "So, I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.' " (Hint: Tim)
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- 1. "Goldfish are flowers...flowers that move." (Hint: Han)
- 2. "Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl. Except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish." (Hint: Graham)
- 4. "In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how bad it was and keep going back for more." (Hint: Emily)
- 6. "People aim for the stars, and they end up like goldfish in a bowl. I wonder if it wouldn't be simpler just to teach children right from the start that life is absurd." (Hint: Muriel)
- 8. "There's an old adage...translated from the ancient Coptic, that contains all the wisdom of the ages--'Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.' " (Hint: Beryl)
- 11. "I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish." (Hint: Letty)
- 12. "I was the goldfish that leapt out of the bowl." (Hint: Paula)
- 15. "Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish." (Hint: Rick)
- 16. "I admire lolling on a lawn by a water-lilied pond to eat white currants and see goldfish." (Hint: John)
- 17. "There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish." (Hint: Walt)
- 18. "Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish." (Hint: Chevy)
- 20. "Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?" (Hint: Louis)