Across
- 1. he is able to rapidly list of many alcoholic beverages
- 4. he speaks for the trees
- 9. gay bird that finds his sister attractive (#awkward)
- 12. posterchild of punchability, per Netanel
- 14. "Yo I ____ LOVE Odysseus, let's get Odysseus in the Cult Awards!"
- 16. lucky enough to have acted in the same anime as 10 across
- 17. his wedding is an affair which should cause more similar occurrences (possibly involving _)
- 18. manic pixie dream girl
- 21. I'm so confused, what should she do?
- 27. loves decals
- 28. target of defeat for 9 down and 8 down
- 29. knows of many [insert adjective 32 across uses to describe herself] knapsacks with various different locations
- 33. the first three letters of her name describe what people do in the square (also an action 34 across canonically performs on 33 down)
- 34. he certainly runs the highschool and has a copy of the Sched'
- 35. widely known for ████ at a point in his life when he ██████ at ████████████ which was never supposed to ███████
- 37. wrote a hit song about 6 across
- 38. mentor of 7 down and owner of a factory that produces a homophonic substance to the last name of 3 across
- 39. supberb Minecraft architect
- 40. he knows how the world works
Down
- 2. likes what other children like; authority and rules!
- 3. has a mormon wife
- 5. sickeningly sweet angel-like character
- 6. secret 6th child of 28 across
- 7. his dual-identity is launching point for the first conversation between 24 down and 1 down
- 8. one of the few people to have the official title of 'chocolateir'
- 9. one of 5 children invited to the factory of 20 across
- 10. 2nd largest singing role in EPIC
- 11. Millie if she were mormon
- 13. if he skadooed, we can too!
- 15. brother of 4 down
- 16. passageway for 1 down's delivery service
- 19. awfully strigine...
- 20. we don't talk about him
- 22. secret EPIC character
- 23. pulled ahead of 23 down last second in the elections
- 24. made homosexual in a critically acclaimed Little Joel short film
- 25. sick nickname for the Fortiche ripoff of 19 across
- 26. BlitzØ insults 5 down with the name of this diva
- 30. they're certainly in [the same media as 29 across]
- 31. ripe for the hangin'
- 32. has a cemetery
- 36. shares a name with 15 across
