Across
- 5. Wears fake glasses
- 6. Harvests weed for her father
- 8. Is in love with a dead girl (technically)
- 9. Is named after a wine
- 11. Is personified by the song 'Land:Horses/Land of a Thousand Dances/La Mer(de)'by Patti Smith
- 12. Killed somebody
- 13. Got run over by a car and called a dog :(
Down
- 1. Is more spiritual than his family
- 2. Lives under a bridge
- 3. Has bipolar depression
- 4. Is definitely going to see Michael Jackson, live!
- 7. Only has two friends
- 10. Is a religious psycho
- 11. Is a pedophile
- 12. Likes to tie his belt around his neck during sex
