Across
- 1. A collection of hotels that turns "meh" into "wow" with bold design, unexpected experiences, and just the right amount of artsy flair.
- 3. The person you ask where the best pizza is, only to later realize they recommended a place that serves pizza by the slice shaped like a unicorn.
- 4. The thing that guests need more than a comfortable bed—because what's a hotel stay without a working connection to the outside world (and your social media)?
- 6. The process where you stand in line, fumble with your ID, and pretend to understand the Wi-Fi password.
- 7. The person who comes for the free Wi-Fi and leaves with more shampoo bottles than they know what to do with.
- 9. A level of comfort that makes you think twice about ever going back to your regular mattress at home.
- 12. Income generated by a hotel from room bookings, services, and other offerings.
- 13. A room so big you have to Google "how to use a living room" because you’re not sure how to fill the extra space.
- 14. The department that enters your room while you’re out, tidies up, and wonders why you need three open bottles of shampoo.
- 16. The points you rack up for staying in a hotel, which you’ll probably spend on more hotel stays, because, let’s face it, you can never have enough tiny shampoo bottles.
- 18. The weekly call where we discuss big plans for the week, though coffee is usually the first agenda item.
- 19. The time of year when your biggest worry is choosing between a nap by the beach or a nap by the pool.
Down
- 2. The hotel stuff you didn’t know you needed, like complimentary slippers that you’ll probably never wear but will take home anyway.
- 5. Your weekly dose of breaking hotel news.
- 8. A fancy place where you sip overpriced coffee and look important, even though you’re actually just waiting for your room to be ready.
- 10. The act of booking a room so you can sleep in a bed that’s slightly too soft, but you pretend to love it because you’re on vacation.
- 11. A place where you pretend to relax while secretly checking your work emails by the pool.
- 15. The place where you get a friendly smile, a key card that never works the first time, and the eternal question: "Can I help you with anything else?"
- 17. That magical bond where guests keep coming back for points, perks, free nights, and the secret hope of a surprise room upgrade every single time.