Across
- 4. not flirty, but Hope, Paula and Annie will all share this decade on our next trip together
- 5. extra padding for this body part would have been smart at the City Museum
- 8. arguably the best part of a hotel breakfast
- 9. an unfortunate reality of spending time with Hank
- 11. five was a lot to prevent from cliff diving at garden of the gods
- 13. why we broiled instead of grilling
- 16. The words "this is the weirdest and most horrible place I've ever been to. And I've been to Oregon" will be immortalized here
- 19. the type of trail ivy that really sticks with you
- 20. biggest baby with no regard for heigine
- 22. may have inhabited a cave on the ohio river
- 24. still the best trail snack
- 26. broken and stinky but still comfortable so Annie won't toss them
Down
- 1. never could win at SkipBo
- 2. too many kids in the back of the car
- 3. Just a dad but also a circus performer
- 6. the ice cream cover story
- 7. a chilly polar bear treat, buried in manmade snow
- 10. Hope, like a pro, endured driving 5 lanes of this every time we ventured out of our hotel in St Louis
- 12. never been, but heard it's as bad as the city museum
- 14. Hank's new professional inspiration
- 15. may have seen it but probably not
- 16. the reason for so much trash in the orangutan cage
- 17. Hank's favorite zoo house.
- 18. a great place for a stretch. There were 2 of them
- 21. clearly the best basketball team in the NBA
- 23. this trail was underwhelming
- 25. this means yes and no