Across
- 4. partially Parton-funded COVID-19 vaccine
- 6. Hugh associated with Playboy
- 10. a microbiologist's favorite dish
- 12. a meteorological cyclops
- 13. whale with homicidal tendencies
- 14. Barbara Millicent Roberts, for long
- 17. royal state butterfly of 7 U.S. states
- 19. appendages broken by successful thespians
- 21. occurring twice every 1 week
- 22. bowtie-clad "Science Guy"
- 23. McDonald's mascot that might make you wince
- 24. serving size, to a pharmacist
- 25. short gravestone inscriptions that may or may not rhyme
- 28. don's opposite
- 30. "soda" to a Michigander
- 33. reptile that might see you later
- 35. Lautner and Lautner, for two
Down
- 1. apt nickname for a short therapist?
- 2. "nuts" used to make pesto
- 3. bank teller capable of stealing Dolly's man
- 5. father of the cotton gin
- 7. occurring once every 2 weeks
- 8. possessive emotion of Nick Jonas
- 9. cellular powerhouse
- 11. restructures his sentences, this one does
- 15. PRN, to an RN
- 16. "blackout rage gallon" to uni. students
- 18. garbage, to a Brit
- 20. Glover's childlike alter-ego
- 26. K, periodically
- 27. untrustworthy, to a Crewmate
- 29. what a pot might hypothetically call a kettle
- 30. hue associated with royalty
- 31. Ctrl+P
- 32. the proverbial "spice of life"
- 34. gossip girl salutation