Across
- 3. Giant plant needlessly sacrifice once a year
- 6. North Pole slave labor
- 7. Obnoxious laugh
Down
- 1. Fat white guy in a red suit
- 2. Vertical structure incorporated into a building that an overweight white man in a red suit can shimmy down with a bag full of toys
- 4. A** kissing reindeer with a red nose
- 5. Where items are built by slave labor force
