Across
- 4. delicate frozen perspiration that's symbolic of winter and holidays, but also what wieners become when you say that charlie kirk grew a butthole in his neck and diarrhea'd blood
- 7. victims of a bloody patricide and matricide but if you add a D and an E and you get the festive animals
- 8. the US public relations firm that cooked up a story about Iraqi soldiers ripping babies from incubators and hiring the daughter of the kuwaiti ambassador to lie to congress, which was used as the basis for launching the gulf war
- 10. this now-dead pervert has a whole island where he famously molested his small, innocent victims
- 12. this type of bread builds homes and is an anagram of a racial slur
- 13. ruined by bondi beach shooters
Down
- 1. the holiday we're celebrating but spelled wrong
- 2. had a wagon
- 3. this now-dead rapist was secretly a cia asset before becoming a household name
- 5. there's christmas ones of these
- 6. died like a dog and i'm scared of his psycho wife
- 9. currently exists but will soon (hopefully) be a giant smoking crater
- 11. got ahead due to a birth defect