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5. What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
6. I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
8. What's the one shape you should avoid at all costs?
9. What do you call a function that's always polite and well-behaved?
11. What’s yellow, linear, normed, and complete?
13. If January 1st, 2023 is a Sunday, on which day of the week will December 31st, 2023 fall? (First 4 letters)
14. What sound does a drowning analytic number theorist make?
18. Rebus 1
19. What’s nutritious and commutes?

1. What’s sour, yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
2. An expression to represent both the loss of a parrot and a geometric shape
3. How is a PhD student in Theology like the Laplacian operator?
4. Rebus 2
7. An appropriate title for a knight named Koal
10. What is green and homeomorphic to the open unit interval?
12. Who said Wir müssen wissen, wir werden wissen?
15. “a mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems”. If the dual is taken: “a comathematician is a device for turning cotheorems into … “
16. Have you heard the one about the statistician?
17. Rebus 3
20. int x^{1/ln(x)} dx