Across
- 2. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
- 4. Where do mermaids watch movies?
- 10. Where do eskimos keep their money?
- 12. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
- 14. What’s the biggest pan in the world?
- 15. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
- 17. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
- 19. What do you call a clever pig?
- 21. An owl’s favorite TV show
- 23. Stalin only wrote in lowercase because he hated ____?
- 24. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
- 26. What is white and minty?
- 27. What does an educated owl say?
- 28. What might you call a sleeping prehistoric giant?
- 30. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
- 32. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Down
- 1. Who delivers presents to cats?
- 3. What do cats read in the morning?
- 5. What do snowmen have for breakfast?
- 6. What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney?
- 7. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
- 8. What do you do with a dead chemist?
- 9. Who is the strongest thief?
- 11. What part of the body do you only see during Christmas?
- 13. What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
- 16. What vegetable needs a plumber?
- 18. What shoes do linguists wear?
- 20. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
- 22. What do elves cook with in the kitchen?
- 25. What Shakespeare production do pigs favor?
- 29. What cat purrs more than any other?
- 31. What do you do if you see a spaceman?