Across
- 1. The weak links on JR's 8th grade rowing team (according to Sophie)
- 4. Unmotivatived barista - much to Georgia's disdain
- 5. Georgia's heretic idol, accidentally while praying
- 7. The sweet treat young-Georgia held a grudge over
- 9. Aunt Kelly's solely-aesthetic dish of choice
- 11. Ms. Anne's fav christmas song
- 12. The Flightless Bird's place at VA States
- 14. Mr. Hassan's cousin's dog
- 17. What Dad's favorite Christmas carol reminds you to hang up
- 18. The ladybug thief
Down
- 2. Last song in Bleachers' set list in June
- 3. "Augusta" AKA a....
- 6. Vessel for cold brew, embezzled from eldest daughter's wages
- 8. Disgusting pizza flavor preferred by our tastelest godfather
- 10. Number of hours required for a provisional liscense in DC
- 13. Level 8 sauce on Hot Ones
- 15. Frequented ice cream shop during trip to CoMo
- 16. What a young Barlow girl may do to her babysitter's face