Christmas Crossword

2. "I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!"
5. "Put that cookie down! Now!"
6. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
8. "A true act of selflessness always sparks another."
10. "To me, you are perfect."
12. "Save the neck for me, Clark!"
14. "I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite!"
15. "Don't get him wet, keep him out of bright light, and never feed him after midnight"
17. "Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing."
18. "It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer... for a few hours."

1. "Is it possible that the square root of impossible is me?"
3. "The bell still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe."
4. "Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho."
7. "Christmas isn't about where you are, but who you're with."
9. "In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity, that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."
11. "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."
13. "Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant."
16. "If you have a fake tree, you’re an enemy of Santa Claus, Jesus, and Mariah Carey."