Across
- 2. Made Todd’s floor wet
- 6. Mark and Julie put this in their snowman
- 10. Has continuous bad luck
- 12. Why the **** are you dressed like a ______?
- 16. Kevin watched this (four words)
- 18. Buzz has one
- 20. Sons of *******! ________!
- 22. It was taller than the ceiling
- 24. Merry Christmas, you ______ animal!
- 26. Kevin cut this so the robbers fell down
- 27. Eddie has one
- 29. 745 mongrels owned by a hillbilly family
- 30. Ralphie wanted this (five words)
Down
- 1. Kevin ended up there while his family went to Florida
- 3. Got his tongue stuck on a frozen pole
- 4. Clark’s 80 year old aunt said the _______. (three words)
- 5. Clark raised his ______ finger at the truck driver
- 7. Kevin put this in the toilet
- 8. Ralphie’s mom got rid of this because it was too ugly
- 9. Has rabies
- 11. While Clark was in the _____, his family left.
- 12. Kevin called the ____
- 13. Marv got bashed in the head with this
- 14. AAAAH!
- 15. Schwartz slid down this
- 17. He smoked and burned down the perfect tree
- 19. “Merry Christmas! *******’s ____!
- 21. Chases the rabid squirrel
- 23. You’ll shoot your ____ out!
- 25. The Bumpus Hounds stole this
- 27. Acted like a pig at dinner
- 28. The Bumpuses have 785 of these