Across
- 4. Neck blanket for people who refuse to wear jackets
- 7. July visitor who definitely took a wrong turn
- 9. Things hidden so well that even the giver can't find them
- 13. Three letter mystery beverage
- 17. Walking stick for very tiny peppermint people
- 18. Food item appearing in sandwiches until August
- 20. Santa's emission free sports car
- 21. Month when Aussies pretend winter is Christmas weather
- 24. Sock expecting better treatment than usual
- 26. Santa's unpaid Uber drivers
Down
- 1. Dessert people insist they still have room for
- 2. Short worker with a very long to-do list
- 3. Fragile object designed to test cat reflexes
- 5. Paper tube containing disappointment and a paper crown
- 6. Drink that makes everyone ask, What's actually in this
- 8. The expensive paper toddlers prefer to the gift
- 10. Reindeer with a built-in headlight
- 11. Official uniform of Christmas in July participants
- 12. The only bloke who enjoys chimney soot
- 14. Gift that nobody wants
- 15. Nature's version of a dagger made of water
- 16. Santa's least practical entrance choice
- 19. Plant responsible for awkward office parties
- 20. Stuff Australians have to Google in July
- 22. Christmas decoration found in the vacuum until March
- 23. Bird that fears family gatherings
- 25. Songs sung loudly by people who know only the chorus