Across
- 4. npc
- 8. taking bets on if she even shows up
- 9. master rage baiter
- 10. missed as many days of rehearsal a week as leadership positions they held
- 11. big arbiter of what is true and what is uva propaganda
- 14. if offered one million dollars to wake up early for a hike, would STILL hesitate.
- 15. chipotle's second biggest fan
Down
- 1. the sight of a tortilla waiting to be made into a breakfast burrito must make him froth at the mouth
- 2. has better security than the literal u.s. military because they still won't tell us who their crush is
- 3. waiting for her debut on "the voice"
- 5. has anyone kept a running log on her hair color changes?
- 6. martha stewart if she stole flour from their roommate
- 7. probably showed up to the event wearing flip flops much to the chagrin of the host
- 11. in ten years when they reboot Spongebob SquarePants they'll ask him for a voice recording of his laugh to use in the show.
- 12. GET ON AN ANTIDEPRESSANT ALREADY! with love <3
- 13. literally the matriarch of the friend group and the lynchpin that keeps joint relations alive (also the funniest person you know)