CJ BDAY

2. Nothing beats it!
3. The only famous thing to come out of London, Ontario
5. Building associated with artists like Johnny Cash and actors like Winona Ryder . Also what Cassandra calls stuff she doesn’t like.
6. Space
7. New least favourite artist for CEO adulterers
9. You should learn how to say it, because we’ve gotta get it right
14. Devon Bostick (who's from Toronto like really are you just all a country of theatre kids? Because I’m not seeing much evidence to the contrary here) has a new job straight outta Compton in this 2025 movie
16. The site of this year’s ‘Ocean’s 11’ but it went down more like a south park sketch
17. This phrase was screamed at the cinema to the absolute bewilderment of anyone not chronically online
19. …’s a fucking nightmare according to one UK Comic
20. Apparently he bullied Trudeau when they were classmates
21. This year’s winner of ‘Dancing with the Stars’

1. The drink to be consumed alongside 4 and 11 down
4. I think less of people who speak publicly about enjoying eating this
8. Holder of Space
10. New most famous guy to hate ketchup on a hot dog
11. Evil fucking doll I fucking hate them
12. The species of bird all the girlies got tattooed on their collar bones in 2014
13. Wants all of 3 across forever, everyday.
15. Company that fucking LOVES eugenics, apparently
18. New First Lady?