Across
- 1. River that might enjoy an ice cream cone
- 6. An unfortunate victim of a vat of oil in Grandma’s basement
- 8. Park with mountains the same color as the town where Donna and Ed were born
- 12. Twilight Zone smoking Rod
- 17. Wet cardio
- 18. Andy’s alma mater defender
- 20. Cheese often eaten near a trolley
- 21. Egyptian god or Mosul murderers?
- 23. Home of the Shooting Star
- 24. Fountainhead architect?
- 26. Cincinnati area rhyming phantom
- 27. Road with restaurant known for poor service
- 30. Opened in 1915, a palace of college football
- 31. Lake where John first operated heavy machinery
- 34. Colorful heatwave of a sort
- 35. Newport’s old chocolate parlor?
- 37. Supermarket with over 2700 locations
- 38. They walked wire to wire in 1990 with Sweet Lou
- 39. Cold Comfort?
- 42. Grandma’s old padre?
- 43. The Thin Man’s mutt
- 46. Sweet piece offering?
- 47. Kill Bill star, familiarly
Down
- 2. Special agent team leader
- 3. Bonjour in Sao Paulo, or a defunct school
- 4. Shirley’s last name according to Grandpa
- 5. Street in St. Bernard where Grandma lived as a kid
- 7. Spot where Long Island Iced Tea might be found?
- 9. Recent tristate demolition victim
- 10. “We need to get goin!”
- 11. Queen City ring road
- 13. What Grandma might say to a bad idea
- 14. of Pride - Highest or first position
- 15. Generic band that brought us the name of Mike’s late dog Jack RIP
- 16. Their first date was playing a game once played at Mike's house
- 19. Served on rye in Grandma's nightmares
- 22. Family branch manager?
- 25. Volunteer position of authority
- 26. Rudest, crudest, and ludest guest in Grandma's house
- 27. White Oak location of patriarch
- 28. Glam rock pioneer
- 29. Ohio twister victim
- 32. Deity that hits the nail on the head
- 33. Letterman’s old nemesis. Grandma hated them both.
- 36. Message from the crossword writers and all of us
- 37. The other half of a Taco Bell combo where firefighters now are
- 40. Abrv Crescent City
- 41. Big party, informally
- 44. Leaf it to this for a burn?
- 45. Musky jalopy
