Across
- 1. Andy’s alma mater defender
- 5. Grandma’s old padre?
- 6. Volunteer position of authority
- 8. Twilight Zone smoking Rod
- 9. Infinite envy (ana.)
- 11. Leaf it to this for a burn?
- 12. Their first date was playing a game once played at Mike's house
- 13. Egyptian god or Mosul murderers?
- 15. Opened in 1915, a palace of college football
- 17. White Oak location of patriarch
- 19. Newport’s old chocolate parlor
- 20. Cincinnati area rhyming phantom
- 21. Street in St. Bernard where Grandma lived as a kid
- 24. Musky jalopy
- 26. Family branch manager?
- 29. Sweet piece offering?
- 31. Abrv Crescent City
- 34. Cheese often eaten near a trolley
- 37. Message from the crossword writers and all of us
- 40. They walked wire to wire in 1990 with Sweet Lou
- 42. “Time for bed!”
- 44. A “rocky” getaway?
- 45. The Thin Man’s mutt
- 48. Home of the Shooting Star
- 50. Road with restaurant known for poor service
- 51. Kill Bill star, familiarly
Down
- 2. “We need to get goin!”
- 3. A splashy way to stay in shape?
- 4. Special agent team leader
- 7. Highest or first position
- 10. Spot where Long Island Ice-T might be found?
- 14. Rudest, crudest, and lewdest guest in Grandma's house
- 16. Queen City ring road
- 18. Recent tristate demolition victim
- 22. Ohio twister victim
- 23. Deity that hits the nail on the head
- 25. An unfortunate victim of a vat of oil in Grandma’s basement
- 27. River that might enjoy an ice cream cone
- 28. Glam rock pioneer
- 30. Lake where John first operated heavy machinery
- 32. Cold comfort?
- 33. Shirley’s last name according to Grandpa
- 35. Big party, informally
- 36. Supermarket with over 2700 locations
- 38. Fountainhead architect?
- 39. Generic band that brought us the name of Mike’s late dog Jack RIP
- 41. Colorful heatwave of a sort
- 43. Bonjour in Sao Paulo, or a defunct school
- 46. What Grandma might say to a bad idea
- 47. Served on rye in Grandma's nightmares
- 49. Letterman’s old nemesis. Grandma hated them both.